SHOWERING IN
PUBLIC PLACES
1. It’s early morning I’m packing my backpack computer and headphones and swimwear but no towel I never shower at gyms never thought of why maybe it’s cause I’m semi known I don’t want anyone listening to my albums while telling their mums what my ass looks like showering in public, showering in public This is me backtracking my life of showering in public 2. First grade, our swimming instructor kept his office next to the girls’ locker room drinking his coffee while watching us shower I don’t know his story Some said he was a pervert I’m like well maybe he just liked coffee But that rumour alone brought on a sense that you have to watch yourself while showering in public, showering in public You have to use your towel strategically, shower one body part at a time 3. Two times a week we had gym class in grades four to nine, so that was two times a week that the boys would sneak into our locker room to try to catch us naked, it became a tradition I still remember their bored faces like they thought we would get upset if they didn’t show up to watch us shower in public, shower in public You couldn’t shower and then you would get accused of being sweaty 3. At seventeen, in the locker room, one of the bathrooms was broken it had a sign that said BROKEN But some of the girls from the arts programme opened the door anyway found a guy who drilled a hole through the wall to watch us all come in after gym and then magically shower in public, shower in public Did you hear Chuck Berry once opened up a restaurant and filmed the women in the bathrooms 4. It’s fun come to think of it I know no less erotic places than locker rooms sweaty women drinking protein drinks with sweaters but no pants on talking about kids and jobs and training Blowing their noses and laughing and complaining Jens, I must go now, swimming is due On the yard, a small amount of snow has laid to rest I hope you bought yourself a quilted jacket up in Tromso. Jens, I wish you all the best. |